Harry
2004-06-10 12:39:19 UTC
A B.B.C. News Reporter, a Daily Mirror columnist, a Reuters correspondent
and an Israeli commando were hiking through the desert one day when they
were captured by Palastinians. They were tied up, led to the village and
brought before the leader.
The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting The
condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any
last requests?"
The BBC man said, "Well, I'm from England, so I'd like one last plate of
fish and chips." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned
with the fish. He ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
The Mirror man said "I am also English; so I'd like to hear our National
Anthem one last time". The leader nodded to a terrorist who studied in the
United States and knew the music was the same as to 'God Bless America'. He
returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the music. The man from the
Mirror sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.
The Reuters correspondent said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take
out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and she dictated
some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli Pig Dog, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Commando."
"What?" asked the leader, "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," he insisted.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass.
The Commando went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm Pistol
from inside his uniform, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed
the Palastinians with gunfire. In a flash, they were dead or fleeing for
their lives.
As the Commando was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just
shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"
"What!?" said the Commando, "And have you three assholes call ME the
aggressor?"
and an Israeli commando were hiking through the desert one day when they
were captured by Palastinians. They were tied up, led to the village and
brought before the leader.
The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting The
condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any
last requests?"
The BBC man said, "Well, I'm from England, so I'd like one last plate of
fish and chips." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned
with the fish. He ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
The Mirror man said "I am also English; so I'd like to hear our National
Anthem one last time". The leader nodded to a terrorist who studied in the
United States and knew the music was the same as to 'God Bless America'. He
returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the music. The man from the
Mirror sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.
The Reuters correspondent said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take
out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and she dictated
some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli Pig Dog, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Commando."
"What?" asked the leader, "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," he insisted.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass.
The Commando went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm Pistol
from inside his uniform, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed
the Palastinians with gunfire. In a flash, they were dead or fleeing for
their lives.
As the Commando was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just
shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"
"What!?" said the Commando, "And have you three assholes call ME the
aggressor?"